"'Cause I'm the Grinch"

This morning I came to sudden realization:

I'm the Grinch.
How did I figure this out? There were lots of clues.

I can make a Christmas tree (with a blue spoon and a purple cup), 'cause I'm the Grinch.

I'm a very silly boy (Mommy says so), 'cause I'm the the Grinch.

I drink an apple juice box, 'cause I'm the Grinch.

Pretty much everything I can do is because I'm the Grinch.

As you can see, I'm OBVIOUSLY the Grinch. Well, it's not an easy job, but someone has to do it.

See you later. I'm off to do Grinchy things. Like head-butt my brother, get my diaper changed, and set all my trains up in a row while singing the Thomas the Train theme song.

Later!

From Brady the Grinch